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• HOLY MOON, FRONT RANGE! #
• Broke in the new house tonight–had its first soirée. Next up–giant party! #
• OH: She only nurses on my hair, I don't know why! #
• OH: They don't have feelings, they're developers. #
• Dude. If I get one more irrelevant music events newsletter, I'm going to totally just tweet again about how annoying that one is. #
• A friend who is an Experienced UI Designer is looking for work. Anyone looking to hire in Colorado? Resources for job seekers helpful, too. #
• If you have to tell people it's magical and exciting, it probably isn't. #iPad #
• I can't wait to be really grossed out by all the dirt that's on your iPad screen! #
• Until I can draw, or write freehand on the #iPad, iPass. #
• So it's a giant iPhone? #iPad #letsbehonest #
• iPad?! Clearly no one ran that by a woman first. #
• OH: "Holland is just like England, except with silly shoes." #

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• Nausea is my least favorite Baldwin brother. #
• Prototype candle from @thesarahsaurus, smells delicious! http://flic.kr/p/7xs2qF #
• Really starting to feel like there is acid in this new Domino's pizza and this unicorn totally agrees #
• OH: "Monkey, get away from that pizza!" #
• Any dogs that come into the office regularly seem to root through my trash can, exclusively. I'm not sure what this says about me. #
• I just unlocked the "Cranky Morning" badge in @real_life! http://ffffffuuuu.am #
• No matter how many hours of sleep I get, I still hate seeing anything before noon. Apparently, I am in college.

  Also, fffffffffuuuuuuu. #

• Shit, I meant to say that *Emcee* Aphasia would be my rapper name, so scratch that DJ prefix. But yeah. Couldn't think of the right word. #
• My rapper name would be DJ Aphasia because antelope tire swing oh fuck what was I just talking about #
• Have you ever wished you could punch someone's voice? #
• GDP of Haiti, $8.5 billion. Goldman Sachs bonus pool, $20 billion. /via @doughenwood // me: OMGWTF #
• Today feels stabby and so do I. #

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• OH: By surfboard you mean the modem, right? #
• Technology win. http://flic.kr/p/7vKXu7 #
• THIS GIRL IS GOING TO #SXSW AND SHE'S GOT THE HASHTAG TO PROVE IT. #
• So far, the most memorable things I've contributed at @surveygizmo are terrible puns. Kind of like the rest of my life, amirite?! #
• OH: "Can I change that to 'fail comma epic?'" #
• Pat Robertson is the new Asshole. #
• O RLY? "Why You Should Start a Company in… Boulder " http://bit.ly/6Ospta #
• This migraine goes to 11. #
• If pooping counts, then yeah, I totally worked out today. #
• RT @surveygizmo: Doing a Website Redesign for 2010 with an Internet #Marketing Strategy in Mind @HubSpot webinar http://tinyurl.com/ydkbkdc #
• Charlie Bit Me Autotuned is like the red wine stain on the carpet of my brain. DON'T DO IT! #
• I regret eating that too-old apple as much as I would regret having children. #
• http://bit.ly/4ynfZu Old Movies by Amplifier for #musicmonday #

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• Suggestions for an evite alternative? #
• Junk Drawer Cleaner http://flic.kr/p/7uMk5j #
• TONIGHT WE TYPE IN HELVETICA. #
• Today's words are "lobotomy" and "Lethe". #
• OH: "It's supposed to look like razor blades but it looks more like one of those things that you blow on and it spins." #
• OH: "As soon as you're married, you stop having any fun. Really, I've read all the books about it." #
• OH: "I've always wanted to learn French so I can tell people that they have fat thighs" #
• OH: "It's chilly back here." "Oh, sorry, I'll try to channel less evil." #
• The rec center is playing Epic by Faith No More which makes it the best gym ever. #
• OH: "I called my grandmother white trash" "Yeah, but she didn't hear it." #
• I LOVE DOCUMENTATION so yes, everyone hates me. #
• RT @Zendesk: Ensuring the Customer Service Feedback Loop with SurveyGizmo: http://bit.ly/6Am7Jg #
• OH: "Screw forwarding, I hate email" #
• Yay Boulder Tech! Congrats @micah! http://bit.ly/8TSBmd #

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• I like that this email deliverability expert's inquiry went to my spam folder. #
• OH: "Are you going to make it a big clock, like the Flavor Flav clock?" #
• More like fail.app, amirite? #
• Mail.app works really well until you actually get mail and want to read it. So yeah. There's that. #
• I am a latecomer to the Amon Tobin party! #
• Dammit Facebook, I hate how you keep trying to force the shadow boxes! FFFFUUUU #
• This Monday morning brought to me by Chinese Food, Nightmares, the transformative propeties of dark roast, and Working Hard for the Money. #

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• Drinking tangerine juice on the toilet.

  What? #

• I would tell my cat the parable of Alarm Clock Cat + how cats who meow at 5am fall to their death, but the irony may be too subtle. #
• Apparently so does everyone else, because every time I start it up, everyone in a 500ft radius spontaneously unbuttons their pants. #
• To give you an idea of how loud my brother's mods make his WRX, my eyes are vibrating in their sockets.

  Related: I fucking love cars! #

• I got a GPS for Christmas! So now I won't get lost when I take your mom out tonight. #
• Seeing Sherlock "Sexy Man" Holmes (@ Colony Square 12 Theater) http://4sq.com/6WQEkE #
• Pretty soon I'm going to stop loving you unless you come in HD. #
• Catnip induced insanity http://flic.kr/p/7qeiN1 #
• Christmas puppy! http://flic.kr/p/7qccwf #
• CHRISTMAS WIN, party at my house! http://flic.kr/p/7qbMT7 #
• I feel honored to have been drunk dialed just now. #festivus #
• It always comes back to TextEdit. Always. #
• I'm so proud of roux! #
• I think the Maniacal Laugh feature comes standard on all Developer models #
• I would brag more about being excited to work on side projects over the break if I could stop stabbing myself in the leg for sharing that #
• Does it count as a tax deductible donation if you do it by accident? #
• I love how standing in line at the post office makes me hate you. #
• Truffle burps–the most bourgeois of all ructus eruptions. #
• HEY @LAZYWEB: Do any of you live in France or the UK? If so, please dm or @reply, I need to ask you about a gift to order someone over there #
• Apparently the key to popularity is mini bagels. #
• Do you use @Zendesk? Send customer support feedback surveys using @SurveyGizmo + @Zendesk! See how: http://bit.ly/6csAx8 (via @surveygizmo) #
• I would like to renegotiate the terms of this morning to include more somnolence. #

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• Only way my room could be messier is if I set fire to it. #
• Oh Jakesully, you had me at sacred tree seeds. #avatar #
• You know you're tired when you go to the bathroom to take a power nap in the middle of the movie. #
• Seeing avatar for the second time today… Judge me, you already do. (@ AMC Theatres – Westminster Promenade) http://4sq.com/5H52KN #
• AVATAR 3D IS UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE #
• #avatar 3D! (@ AMC Westminster Promenade) http://4sq.com/5vsiD7 #
• About to end the tense anti-sleep campaign I've been waging all evening. #
• Say hello to @camerabag, featured in this latest installment of the "Stuff We Like" series! http://bit.ly/7w2KCL (via @surveygizmo) #
• PIZZA NOM (@ Wazee Supper Club) http://4sq.com/7ocqBj #
• #denvertweetup HOLLA (@ Jet Hotel & Lounge w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/6RA1Vs #
• FYI: threatening to rub me down with cornstarch is an act of war. #
• hey @lazyweb, do any desktop Twitter clients let you schedule tweets? I'm asking for the part of me that's fucking anal. #
• I feel great!

  Nah, just kidding, I feel like crap. #makeitstop #ugh #

• ON ETSY BUYING GIFTS OH GOD CAN'T STOP #
• Are all of the good Oral Roberts jokes taken already? #
• I am still immune to your human diseases, this is just the alien I've been incubating in my body finally getting out. #
• FYI: puking is the new Monday morning. #

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• Godzilla? Sure, I'll watch any piece of shit in HD. #
• Even if I had a guy that loved me just half as much as my cats do, we'd still be talking restraining order. #
• I'm at Massage Envy Longmont (Highway 287, Longmont). http://4sq.com/TJFnV #
• I'm at The Egg & I (2055 Ken Pratt Blvd, Hover & Diagonal, Longmont). http://4sq.com/4xuYCk #
• I'll only go to that Crocs Warehouse Sale if I can poop in all the shoes. #
• The wind outside really sounds like dueling wizards. #
• Serious inquiry: picking a book for my book club in January. Suggestions? Though, please, no social media guru books, because LOL #
• Why do people lose their shit around the holidays and suddenly think it's cute to put screeching kids in songs? THEY ARE YELLING NOT SINGING #
• TOO MANY COCKS IN THE KITCHEN #
• Cats are part solar cell. #
• Both myself and @whlteXbread found our lost items from #igniteboulder on Twitter! Holy shit I love you, tech community! #
• OH, regarding Febreeze: "It smells like a mix of Chipotle and fabric-softener." #
• Did anyone find a necklace at #igniteboulder? I lost my favorite one Appreciate any help and any RTs. Reward, too! #
• OH: "You don't respect me at all, do you?" #
• Nothing like functioning on less than nine hours of sleep to remind you how you need nine hours of sleep to function. #
• OH DAIRY I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU #
• I lost my favorite necklace at #igniteboulder! It's abalone on a string! Reward, pls RT! #
• Oh jeez you guys aren't going to try to "network" with me, are you? #igniteboulder #
• Who else is going to #igniteboulder tonight!? #
• Ever run so hard on a treadmill you almost peed a little? ME NEITHER. #
• Does anyone else think that the MSFT Apply > Save paradigm should die in a fire? #
• I LOVE YOU, SHOCKING, OPPRESSIVE COLDNESS! (I really do) http://flic.kr/p/7mFoTY #
• RT @derekscruggs: Just another day of sin at @SurveyGizmo http://yfrog.com/3l23xj #
• OOPS TOO MUCH CAFFEINE TODAY LOL #
• OH GOD TAYLOR SWIFT I JUST CAN'T MUTE IT FAST ENOUGH #
• Been a pleasure going blind with you today, Microsoft Excel. #
• AWESOME THANKS FOR THE CRASH FIREFOX IT'S LIKE I NEEDED TO BE REMINDED HOW IT FEELS TO USE INTERNET EXPLORER #
• Drive safely this morning, Colorado! And also like you've seen snow, and the inside of a car, before today. Might be too much to hope for. #

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