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This Week in Tweets: Updates for 2010-02-01

highfireDANGER — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:44:00 +0000

HOLY MOON, FRONT RANGE! #
Broke in the new house tonight–had its first soirée. Next up–giant party! #
OH: She only nurses on my hair, I don't know why! #
OH: They don't have feelings, they're developers. #
Dude. If I get one more irrelevant music events newsletter, I'm going to totally just tweet again about how annoying that one is. #
A friend who is an Experienced UI Designer is looking for work. Anyone looking to hire in Colorado? Resources for job seekers helpful, too. #
If you have to tell people it's magical and exciting, it probably isn't. #iPad #
I can't wait to be really grossed out by all the dirt that's on your iPad screen! #
Until I can draw, or write freehand on the #iPad, iPass. #
So it's a giant iPhone? #iPad #letsbehonest #
iPad?! Clearly no one ran that by a woman first. #
OH: "Holland is just like England, except with silly shoes." #

This Week in Tweets: Updates for 2010-01-25

highfireDANGER — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:44:00 +0000

Nausea is my least favorite Baldwin brother. #
Prototype candle from @thesarahsaurus, smells delicious! http://flic.kr/p/7xs2qF #
Really starting to feel like there is acid in this new Domino's pizza and this unicorn totally agrees #
OH: "Monkey, get away from that pizza!" #
Any dogs that come into the office regularly seem to root through my trash can, exclusively. I'm not sure what this says about me. #
I just unlocked the "Cranky Morning" badge in @real_life! http://ffffffuuuu.am #
No matter how many hours of sleep I get, I still hate seeing anything before noon. Apparently, I am in college.
Also, fffffffffuuuuuuu. #
Shit, I meant to say that *Emcee* Aphasia would be my rapper name, so scratch that DJ prefix. But yeah. Couldn't think of the right word. #
My rapper name would be DJ Aphasia because antelope tire swing oh fuck what was I just talking about #
Have you ever wished you could punch someone's voice? #
GDP of Haiti, $8.5 billion. Goldman Sachs bonus pool, $20 billion. /via @doughenwood // me: OMGWTF #
Today feels stabby and so do I. #

The Internet vs. Education

highfireDANGER — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 04:08:49 +0000

This Week in Tweets: Updates for 2010-01-18

highfireDANGER — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:44:00 +0000

OH: By surfboard you mean the modem, right? #
Technology win. http://flic.kr/p/7vKXu7 #
THIS GIRL IS GOING TO #SXSW AND SHE'S GOT THE HASHTAG TO PROVE IT. #
So far, the most memorable things I've contributed at @surveygizmo are terrible puns. Kind of like the rest of my life, amirite?! #
OH: "Can I change that to 'fail comma epic?'" #
Pat Robertson is the new Asshole. #
O RLY? "Why You Should Start a Company in… Boulder " http://bit.ly/6Ospta #
This migraine goes to 11. #
If pooping counts, then yeah, I totally worked out today. #
RT @surveygizmo: Doing a Website Redesign for 2010 with an Internet #Marketing Strategy in Mind @HubSpot webinar http://tinyurl.com/ydkbkdc #
Charlie Bit Me Autotuned is like the red wine stain on the carpet of my brain. DON'T DO IT! #
I regret eating that too-old apple as much as I would regret having children. #
http://bit.ly/4ynfZu Old Movies by Amplifier for #musicmonday #

This Week in Tweets: Updates for 2010-01-11

highfireDANGER — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:44:00 +0000

Suggestions for an evite alternative? #
Junk Drawer Cleaner http://flic.kr/p/7uMk5j #
TONIGHT WE TYPE IN HELVETICA. #
Today's words are "lobotomy" and "Lethe". #
OH: "It's supposed to look like razor blades but it looks more like one of those things that you blow on and it spins." #
OH: "As soon as you're married, you stop having any fun. Really, I've read all the books about it." #
OH: "I've always wanted to learn French so I can tell people that they have fat thighs" #
OH: "It's chilly back here." "Oh, sorry, I'll try to channel less evil." #
The rec center is playing Epic by Faith No More which makes it the best gym ever. #
OH: "I called my grandmother white trash" "Yeah, but she didn't hear it." #
I LOVE DOCUMENTATION so yes, everyone hates me. #
RT @Zendesk: Ensuring the Customer Service Feedback Loop with SurveyGizmo: http://bit.ly/6Am7Jg #
OH: "Screw forwarding, I hate email" #
Yay Boulder Tech! Congrats @micah! http://bit.ly/8TSBmd #

This Week in Tweets: Updates for 2010-01-04

highfireDANGER — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:44:00 +0000

I like that this email deliverability expert's inquiry went to my spam folder. #
OH: "Are you going to make it a big clock, like the Flavor Flav clock?" #
More like fail.app, amirite? #
Mail.app works really well until you actually get mail and want to read it. So yeah. There's that. #
I am a latecomer to the Amon Tobin party! #
Dammit Facebook, I hate how you keep trying to force the shadow boxes! FFFFUUUU #
This Monday morning brought to me by Chinese Food, Nightmares, the transformative propeties of dark roast, and Working Hard for the Money. #

Mommy is broken, kids.

highfireDANGER — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:06:52 +0000

This Week in Tweets: Updates for 2009-12-28

highfireDANGER — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 13:44:00 +0000

Drinking tangerine juice on the toilet.
What? #
I would tell my cat the parable of Alarm Clock Cat + how cats who meow at 5am fall to their death, but the irony may be too subtle. #
Apparently so does everyone else, because every time I start it up, everyone in a 500ft radius spontaneously unbuttons their pants. #
To give you an idea of how loud my brother's mods make his WRX, my eyes are vibrating in their sockets.
Related: I fucking love cars! #
I got a GPS for Christmas! So now I won't get lost when I take your mom out tonight. #
Seeing Sherlock "Sexy Man" Holmes (@ Colony Square 12 Theater) http://4sq.com/6WQEkE #
Pretty soon I'm going to stop loving you unless you come in HD. #
Catnip induced insanity http://flic.kr/p/7qeiN1 #
Christmas puppy! http://flic.kr/p/7qccwf #
CHRISTMAS WIN, party at my house! http://flic.kr/p/7qbMT7 #
I feel honored to have been drunk dialed just now. #festivus #
It always comes back to TextEdit. Always. #
I'm so proud of roux! #
I think the Maniacal Laugh feature comes standard on all Developer models #
I would brag more about being excited to work on side projects over the break if I could stop stabbing myself in the leg for sharing that #
Does it count as a tax deductible donation if you do it by accident? #
I love how standing in line at the post office makes me hate you. #
Truffle burps–the most bourgeois of all ructus eruptions. #
HEY @LAZYWEB: Do any of you live in France or the UK? If so, please dm or @reply, I need to ask you about a gift to order someone over there #
Apparently the key to popularity is mini bagels. #
Do you use @Zendesk? Send customer support feedback surveys using @SurveyGizmo + @Zendesk! See how: http://bit.ly/6csAx8 (via @surveygizmo) #
I would like to renegotiate the terms of this morning to include more somnolence. #

Do you need a beej?

highfireDANGER — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:00:51 +0000

Dating

highfireDANGER — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 01:00:26 +0000